“I’ll stick my boot so far up your ass I swear to god”

Mike Wizowski

He liked her with long hair so she cut it short.
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Lorde by Chris Nicholls for FASHION Magazine, May 2014

this is my favorite movie

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my friend’s dog was sick and couldn’t get up so they were gonna put him down and as his final supper they got him a big mac and when the dog smelled it he shot up and ate it in one bite and lived for three more years

Praise the lord

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The forecast is definitely sunny for Rob McElhenney, Charlie Day and Glenn Howerton.

On Friday (April 4) morning, FX announced a new three-year pact between FX Productions and RCG Productions, a deal that includes a two-season renewal for “It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia,” a series order for a new Tracy Morgan comedy and a slew of scripts.

FXP’s contract with RCG now runs through 2017.

"Rob McElhenney, Charlie Day and Glenn Howerton are three of the most talented comedy writers and producers in our business, not to mention very gifted actors," blurbs Nick Grad, one of FX’s Presidents of Original Programming. "This deal is a testament to their skill, intelligence and work ethic, which combined to earn them one of the best overall deals in TV. Not bad for three guys who shot a pilot ten years ago for $200 and a few pizzas."

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